Car Admirer Pillows

STRIP The grass is always greener on the other side

"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."

"Camcorders at funerals...why hasn't anyone thought of this before?"

'Mind dropping us off at Lords, old chap?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Driverless cars rage.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

The times they are a changin'