Race Car Admirer Pillows

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Driverless cars rage.

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The relay race

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'