Race Car Admirer Mugs

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Driverless cars rage.

"Eat my dust!"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

It's great for pulling the birds!

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Grim reaper ambulance

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

A train's dining car is a diner.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

The relay race

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."