Classic Car Admirer Mugs

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'If that's your Porsche ignition key, why does it have a little picture of a robin with Reliant underneath?'

Car race.

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

The times they are a changin'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Car Bonnet Lady

"Baldo, money doesn't buy happiness."

"Dad, with gas prices so high, I'm thinking I need a cool, speedy motorcycle to zip around in instead of a '64 Chevy Impala."

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

"Papi, are we getting smaller Christmas gifts this year?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'When I said 'If you love you car so much, why don't you marry it?'...I was being sarcastic.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

The development of cars.

If you were that old you'd also refuse to start in the mornings.

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

While admiring his freshly washed '58 Impala, Burt Bacharach gets inspired.

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Autocrat

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.