Classic Car Enthusiast Mugs

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

'Let me look at that map...'

'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Father's getting a bit old for this, can't we fit a starter motor?'

"Thieves hacked my car's electronics and stole data. Remember when they only took the hubcaps?"

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

'Dad, can I borrow the caddy for my date? What're you doing?'

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'No, Santa, you can't borrow it on Christmas Eve.'

'Don't worry, I can fix the car...you're relationship with your dad? That's toast.'

'Sorry about that, dad. My bad.'

'I knew you were worried about taking your baby to the drive in, but security guards?'

"But Dad, it will take more than a bit of white ribbon to make this into a wedding car..."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

"We argue a lot about money - her library fines, my antique car collection. . ."

'I don't know how I'm going to get this down the chimney.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."

'My life-long dream has come true -- I can now afford to buy a '56 Chevy.'

"I think my car has water in the carburetor."

'I say, I'm most awfully sorry.'

Old Farts Keep Right.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Bad luck Grigson...another year and the first motor insurance policy would've been available.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

'It was owned by a doctor? Doctor Livingstone,I presume!'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Lucky car.

"You say you BOUGHT it and there's silly me thinking you made it all by yourself!"

What's up with George?

Me and the missus are having a blue about her age.