Classic Car Lovers Mugs

Sailor in Car.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'We must be getting near the docks, dearest - you're hitting more sailors.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."