Classic Cars Mugs

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

Yesteryear.

Sailor in Car.

race car drivers.

'Bad luck Grigson...another year and the first motor insurance policy would've been available.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Father's getting a bit old for this, can't we fit a starter motor?'

Faulty car.

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

A Young Man Offers A Cigar.

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

'Well, since you all want to know about my car, I'll tell you...'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Older and wiser

'And only one previous owner.'

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

Cats on Board.

'Oh c'mon, it's freezing outside.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Don't be a goon. Probably all he's after is your tires."

"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."