Classic Vehicles Mugs

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Run from the hills!

"It's a hybrid!"

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Parts of an automobile

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.