Classic Vehicles Gifts

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It's a hybrid!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Run from the hills!

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."