Vintage Vehicles Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'Don't worry ma'am. I always keep a spare in the trunk.'

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

Rustic Air

Brighton Rocky

"Did you know that studies show almost 95 percent of all Chevy Impala owners sell their car within 3 months?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"You and your vintage French coach experience."

Car Incident

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'That's a nice car, Mister....Did you have it from new?'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

Run from the hills!

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

"She's family."

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Hansom cab driver smoking a pipe

Like His Cheek.

Accommodating.

A carriage on the way to the station

Two women in a horse and buggy at the seaside.

Cabman Takes a Wrong Turning

"On the gentleman's left!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"