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"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'Don't worry ma'am. I always keep a spare in the trunk.'

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

Rustic Air

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"You and your vintage French coach experience."

Car Incident

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'That's a nice car, Mister....Did you have it from new?'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

Run from the hills!

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

"She's family."

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Hansom cab driver smoking a pipe

Like His Cheek.

Accommodating.

A carriage on the way to the station

Two women in a horse and buggy at the seaside.

Cabman Takes a Wrong Turning

"On the gentleman's left!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'