Vintage Vehicle Admirers Gifts

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Why some folks don't want to upgrade their phones...

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It's a hybrid!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

The American Nightmare.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Parts of an automobile

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

If this van's a rockin'...

A train's dining car is a diner.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

James May

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'