Vintage Car Admirer Gifts

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

race car drivers.

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"Eating red meat, drinking alcohol, using a petrol driven car, you're such an old romantic Jefferson."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Goodwood Festival of Speed

VW Bug Ceases Production.

Manifold Destiny

"When I was young, we sat in low cars to look cool!"

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Honest Fred's Autos: Clapped Out, Overpriced, Old Banger.

The Grim Reaper entering Death Valley.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Al's used cars - "This car was previously owned by a little old lady who never exceeded the speed limit."

Yesteryear.

"And it comes with lots of extras, fag packets in the glove compartment..."

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

'It used to be a cop car. That would explain the guy in the back wearing handcuffs.'

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

One at a Time Lock in Brompton Road

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'