Vintage Vehicle Admirer Gifts

Puss n' scoot.

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

Internal Combustion.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"For my money...any care looks good."

"Can I have some windshield wipers for my 1977 AMC Pacer?"

'Yeah, that's a fine ride you got there too, son.'

'One thing about old Doc Shemm...he sure supports the animal industries!...

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'Of course it Dents easy . . . I said it was a cream puff!'

'Your truck won't start cause the warranty has just run out.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It was formerly owned by a little old lady. That's her in the back seat.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Cash for clunkers

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Discussions About A Horse.

Reaction.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Man helping a mini learner driver

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"It was her mothers"