Vintage Vehicle Admirer Gifts

Puss n' scoot.

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

Internal Combustion.

'Yeah, that's a fine ride you got there too, son.'

'One thing about old Doc Shemm...he sure supports the animal industries!...

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'Of course it Dents easy . . . I said it was a cream puff!'

'Your truck won't start cause the warranty has just run out.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It was formerly owned by a little old lady. That's her in the back seat.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Cash for clunkers

Discussions About A Horse.

Reaction.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'