Antique Vehicle Admirer Gifts

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Teddy Roosevelt

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Antiques

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'