Vehicle Admirer Gifts

Car traffic.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Fish Aeroplane

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

"For my money...any care looks good."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!