Automobile Admirer Gifts

'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I don't need a lift, I was just liking your car."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Carpool of rocket scientists.

Radiata Neglectus

'Make lots of money... I need the gas.'

'He is quite pleasant really, just a bit of a petrol head.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

Car traffic.