Automobile Admirer T-Shirts

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I don't need a lift, I was just liking your car."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Radiata Neglectus

'Make lots of money... I need the gas.'

'He is quite pleasant really, just a bit of a petrol head.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

Puss n' scoot.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."