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"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Fish Aeroplane

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Car traffic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Puss n' scoot.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."