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"Oh, right - like I'm the problem."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Fish Aeroplane

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"