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Fish Aeroplane

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Car traffic.

Lucky car.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

Chasing Propeller

Red car

Size Matters.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'

'Typical!'