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'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

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Servicemen.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

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'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Fish Aeroplane

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Euphemistic.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"For my money...any care looks good."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'