Vehicle Armor Admirer T-Shirts

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Fish Aeroplane

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Euphemistic.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Puss n' scoot.

Goldfish in Armour

Octopus and submarine

"You can't hide from child support."