Vehicle Armor Admirer Mugs

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Fish Aeroplane

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Euphemistic.

First Stealth Aircraft.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Puss n' scoot.

Goldfish in Armour

"You must blend in well with those markings."