Military Vehicle Admirer Mugs

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Second Amendment Loophole

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Servicemen.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

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'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

The unknown war poet.

Fish Aeroplane

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Euphemistic.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."