Armored Vehicle Admirer Mugs

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Fish Aeroplane

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Euphemistic.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Car traffic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Puss n' scoot.

Goldfish in Armour

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."