Armored Vehicle Admirer Gifts

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Fish Aeroplane

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Euphemistic.

'I like a man in a suit.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

Goldfish in Armour

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."