Armored Vehicle Enthusiast Gifts

"What, me worry?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Knight/Bird.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Knight Vision

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Poetry Knight

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"He's always on message."

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Weak Knights

Panzer Hut.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Sunburn.

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'