Armored Vehicle Enthusiast Pillows

"What, me worry?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight/Bird.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Knight Vision

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Panzer Hut.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Weak Knights

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

"He's always on message."

Sunburn.

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."