Armored Vehicles Aficionado Pillows

Two Men In A Tank.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Poetry Knight

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"He's always on message."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Weak Knights

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

Sunburn.

"Have a safe trip!"

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'