Armoring Aficionado Pillows

Medieval medic.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

Banting in the Yeomanry

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Soldier.

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"He's always on message."