Armor Aficionados Pillows

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Knight Vision

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Knight/Bird.

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'