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Fighting dragons is tough, but the worst part of this job is getting dressed on a cold morning!

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Knight Vision

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Knight/Bird.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'