Fighting dragons is tough, but the worst part of this job is getting dressed on a cold morning!
Armor Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift that will armor enthusiast loved ones? Explore our collection of witty and detailed products—mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—designed for those fascinated by armor and medieval lore. Whether they admire historical suits of armor or enjoy knightly fantasy, our curated range offers a creative twist that will bolster their interest and bring a touch of medieval flair to everyday life.
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
Knights of the bedside table.
A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
Knight walking a dog.
"Sheesh... Missed a button again."
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
Knight with paint tin on his head.
'After A Knights Hard Day'
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
Knight school.
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'
'They say he wears half-inch armor.'
Knight Vision
"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."
Knight/Bird.
"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."
'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'
A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.
Battle.
'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'
Armor Aficionados Gifts Collection
Armor Aficionados Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for armor lovers, blending humor and medieval artistry to brighten their mornings.
Armor Aficionados Pillows
Comfort meets medieval style with our armor-themed pillows—great for adding a touch of history to any room.
Armor Aficionados Prints
Bring medieval armor artistry into your home with our stunning prints, ideal for armor aficionados and history enthusiasts alike.
Armor Aficionados T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that armor enthusiasts will love—featuring witty designs and historical armor illustrations that make a statement.