The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
Armor Enthusiasts Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the spirit of armor enthusiasts? Our collection of clever and artistic items is designed to honor their passion for medieval armor, fantasy battles, and legendary knights. Whether they’re into historical armor or modern protective gear, find something that sparks their imagination and makes their day extra special. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because! Discover a range of humorous and stylish gifts that speak to their interest in armor and craftsmanship.
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
Knights of the bedside table.
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
"Sheesh... Missed a button again."
New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.
Progress?
Knight walking a dog.
Knight with paint tin on his head.
'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'After A Knights Hard Day'
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
Knight school.
'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'
'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'
Knight Vision
Knight/Bird.
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
Ancient Weapons
What?
"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."
Armor Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Armor Enthusiasts Mugs
Explore our collection of armor enthusiast mugs and find the perfect morning companion that brings medieval strength to their daily routine.
Armor Enthusiasts Pillows
Check out our armor-inspired pillows, designed to add a heroic touch to any living space and celebrate their medieval fascination.
Armor Enthusiasts Prints
Browse our armor-themed prints to adorn walls with legendary tales of valor and craftsmanship, perfect for any enthusiast’s collection.
Armor Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Discover our armor-loving t-shirts that combine humor and history — ideal for knights and fans to wear their passion with pride.