"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."
Weapon Enthusiasts Gifts
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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."
Gun laws US
'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'
Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.
'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'
"Especially modified you say..."
'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'
"Bang!"
"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."
Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.
Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.
'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."
Progress?
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'
'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'
A hunter hitting his first bird.
'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'
Gun Ego
'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'
"Hon, where's the butter?"
"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'
'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'
"It helps prevent side collisions."
Ancient Weapons
'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'
Weapon Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Weapon Enthusiasts Mugs
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Weapon Enthusiasts Pillows
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Weapon Enthusiasts Prints
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