Gun Enthusiasts Gifts

'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

Shooting at the Moon

The Danger of Having Fire-arms in Your Bed-room

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Sportsmen! Quick! Get your automatic weapon while you can!

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Quote du Jour: Joe Manchin

"That's the last time I buy you a gun or a goldfish!"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego