Shotgun Enthusiast Gifts

Out Hunting.

'As a leader he carries a lot of weight. Thirty four pellets to be exact.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."