Shot Enthusiast Gifts

"Am I that predictable?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty