Shot Enthusiast Gifts

"Am I that predictable?"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'