Shotgun Aficionado Gifts

A bird crash.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Cornucopia of guns

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'