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When Billy-Bob returned from the gun shop, some idiot had parked so close he couldn't get into his car - for whar proved to be the last time.

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Cornucopia of guns

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'