Gun Enthusiast Gifts

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'You wouldn't shoot a fellow NRA member, would you?'

"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."

'Look,I'll do the shooting,you do the hunting.'

'Kicks a little.'

-"Careful with that shotgun. It could go off!" -"Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger!"

If a nutter tried to join our gun club...

"What the...hey, it's working after all!"

Man making his friend trudge about beating whilst he stands still shooting

"He's the best hunting dog I've ever had."

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"

'Take my word for it, they're easier to retrieve after I shoot!'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Ah yes, that's Henderson. Unfortunately, he found himself in my line of fire.'

"it was an impulse purchase."

UpperLower Class Pastimes

'Harry, don't say anything - just ease back to the pickup and get the guns.'

'Five days?! But, he'll be gone by then!'

'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'

'Careful dear, that bullet might contain depleted uranium!'

'Slim just can't get use to that target thrower.'

Pistols at dawn.

'Seriously, how close did the bullet really come to you?'

"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

'He's a gun dog!'

How to clean a loaded gun.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."