Rifle Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"It's pulling to the left."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Bang!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."