Rifle Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"It's pulling to the left."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"Bang!"

Progress?

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'