Weapons Enthusiast Pillows

'I feel so secure with you, Harold.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

A street fight.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."