Arms Enthusiast Pillows

"State of the art, sir―no matter where it hits, it destroys the entire world."

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Progress?

"Bang!"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'