Firearms Aficionado Pillows

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'