Arms Aficionado Pillows

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

'I just got a text from HQ. Whatever it is we do, it ain't rocket science.'

Weapons market

I Want a Gun!

"You own the world's most modern weaponry, yet you continue to fight insurgencies and guerrilla wars with World War II tactics."

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Nukey Mc Nuckeface

Global Arms Trade

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Lawman

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Knight school.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'