Arms Aficionado Pillows

'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'

'I just got a text from HQ. Whatever it is we do, it ain't rocket science.'

Weapons market

I Want a Gun!

"You own the world's most modern weaponry, yet you continue to fight insurgencies and guerrilla wars with World War II tactics."

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Nukey Mc Nuckeface

Global Arms Trade

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

The Lawman

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

Knight walking a dog.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry