Armory Aficionado Pillows

"They were a wedding gift."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cupid and Targets

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Its your archeries'

Knight walking a dog.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Lawman

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Knight school.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry