Artillery Aficionado Pillows

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

The Lawman

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Knight school.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Army Man Playset 2020

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Knight Vision

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."