Artillery Aficionado Prints

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

The Lawman

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Knight walking a dog.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Army Man Playset 2020

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Knight school.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Banting in the Yeomanry

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Knight Vision